Confederate 3 conversing with Judge 1.
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[12:01:41] Confederate 3:
Hello, my name is Geovanny and I am the human.
[12:05:25] Judge 1:
Hello Geovanny, if you are human, you should know which
is bigger, my big toe
or a Boeing 747
[12:05:47] Confederate 3:
I think the computer should know that also
[12:06:33] Judge 1:
A really good computer might, but none of these
will. Do YOU know the answer?
[12:07:26] Confederate 3:
a Boeing 747, unless you are looking at small picture of
it and your toe just
happens to be bigger the the picture
[12:07:59] Judge 1:
Ok, your the person.
The computer whose screen is next to yours is having a
terrible time with that question. Are you a New Yorker?
[12:08:11] Confederate 3:
Thru and thru
[12:09:02] Judge 1:
What's your favorite restaurant?
[12:09:45] Confederate 3:
Gabriella's on 70th and I think Broadway, although there
are many restaurants
in the city called Gabriella.
[12:09:55] Judge 1:
You obviously don't live downtown
[12:10:01] Confederate 3:
Uptown baby
[12:11:15] Judge 1:
And on the west side.
Otherwise you would have picked one of the many east
side restaurants that are superior to Gabriel's--I think
its Gabriels not
Gabriella's.
[12:13:03] Confederate 3:
I still say West side is the best side. I'm sure there
are better restaurants
I have yet to try but I am only going on the one's i have
experienced. But
currently my new love is Japanese chicken Wings served at
a hole in the wall
on the west side called Tebaya. I would sacrifice many of
my current
relationships for a serving of their wings.
[12:14:00] Judge 1:
OK I'll try it.
You should try Aki on west 4th.
The chef used to work in
Jamaica so he combines sushi with Jamaican fruits,
etc. Serious fusion.
[12:14:45] Confederate 3:
WHOA! That is the one thing I will definitely be taking
with me out of this
whole strange experiment. I am writing this down. I will
definitely check
that out, man even now I can't wait!
[12:14:55] Judge 1:
How did you become a confederate?
[12:15:18] Confederate 3:
I believe in the south and feel that I cannot relate to
the yankees.
[12:16:09] Judge 1:
No no, you are now a confederate. That is your official title. The humans
in a Turing Test are called confederates. How did you become one?
[12:17:35] Confederate 3:
I know, I was being a weisenheimer, my freind called me
and told me about it,
Thought it would be a fun thing to do. His explanation
was different then the
reality of this scene. He told me that base on some
questions that I would
answer, a robot would be built in my image. ;-)
[12:18:06] Judge 1:
Maybe that is happening.
Your answers are being recorded and will be used in
a future Turing Test.
[12:18:51] Confederate 3:
Thats cool, future generations will one day discover my
random thoughts
[12:19:47] Judge 1:
Future generations should have air conditioning in their
Turing Tests
[12:19:55] Confederate 3:
we can only hope. LOL
[12:20:07] Judge 1:
LOL?
[12:21:14] Confederate 3:
that is a instant messenger lingo, it means laugh out
loud. Hey talking to
you has been reassuring. I felt in the other sessions
like my humanity was in
question. Like i did not represent humanity.
[12:21:47] Judge 1:
Did it ever occur to you that I might be a machine and so
tht you are only
human compared to me?
[12:22:26] Confederate 3:
That would be heartbraking on so many levels, cheif among
them would be that
you LIED about AKI and the Japanes/Jamaican chef...
[12:22:53] Judge 1:
Even if I am a machine, I did not lie about Aki. Chef Siggy is the
greatest. You do
need reservations though since it is very small.
[12:23:26] Confederate 3:
Well then, my humanity is of no importance, what is
important is the
existance of Chef Siggy.
[12:24:33] Judge 1:
Its relatively cheap too.
My favorite dishes are the Titanic which is an
avacado filled with an avacado and crab mixture and the
Tuna Millefeuille,
which is layers of tuna and strange japanese vegetables
with some roe on top.
[12:25:16] Confederate 3:
I work with a tuna freak who would love this. Hey I've
asked everyone so I
will ask you. Did you see 'the 40 year old virgin' yet?
[12:26:02] Judge 1:
No but I saw The Aristocrats last night. I don't recommend it. Not funny.
If you saw it on TV you would turn it off after 10
minutes.
[12:27:07] Confederate 3:
It didn't look interesting at all, although there are
many funny people
involved in it. But I give my guaranDamntee that you will
bust a gut laughing
within the first 3o seconds of the 40 yr old virgin.
[12:27:21] Judge 1:
Yes others have told me to see it too. Thanks for the recommendation.
[12:28:26] Confederate 3:
I've seen it twice, Once I went with a prudish, every
proper, and sensitive
girl and after like 15 minutes she got into it and forgot
herself and ended
up liking it. It is a great first date movie to break the
ice.
[12:28:44] Judge 1:
Hmm sounds useful, though not for me. I'm married.
[12:29:17] Confederate 3:
Hey I bet the wife would love it to---might evn open up
new conversations for
the both of you.