Alice conversing with Judge 1.

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[12:01:25] Alice:

Hello, my name is Alice and I am the human.

 

[12:04:54] Judge 1:

Hi Alice, if you are indeed human, you should be able to tell me which is

bigger, my big toe or a Boeing 747

 

[12:05:51] Alice:

Hi there Judge 1. Um, I think I sometimes am.I am a real person.  As you are

sitting in front of your computer screen, you may be wondering if I am a

computer or a person talking.

 

[12:06:10] Judge 1:

Can you answer the question about the toe and the 747?

 

[12:06:50] Alice:

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.  As you hear the sound

of keys typing you may begin to feel more comfortable chatting with me.

 

[12:07:12] Judge 1:

Which is bigger, a 747 or my big toe.  Come on, answer it.

 

[12:08:01] Alice:

The obvious one.  Please rephrase your question, Judge 1.  The feel of the

keys on the tips of your fingers may remind you of some questions you wanted

to ask me about.

 

[12:08:37] Judge 1:

Is a 747 smaller than my big toe or your big toe or anyone's big toe?

 

[12:09:17] Alice:

Not if I can help it.  You may be seated alone in a room, or together with a

group of other people using computers.  You may be judging me.

 

[12:09:19] Judge 1:

 

 

[12:10:11] Alice:

You didn't say anything.  The sound of all the conversations in the

background, and the noise from the street, can be very distracting when you

are trying to concentrate on chatting.

 

[12:11:23] Judge 1:

who

 

[12:12:24] Alice:

David Bacon.  :-).  This experience may remind you of something that hsppened

a long time ago, when you where in school, with a group of kids, sitting

around a table, doing an assignment, or taking a test.

 

[12:12:28] Judge 1:

who

 

[12:13:23] Alice:

Philip K. Dick.  :-).  The room may seem very small and crowded as you hear

the sounds of typing and talking.  Some people think it is easy to tell the

programs from the people.

 

[12:14:07] Judge 1:

who

 

[12:15:06] Alice:

Bill Gates.  :-).  I could imagine that you feel very different than usual

being in a strange place with all these new people, doing this very unusual

task.  I am wondering if it it must make you tired.

 

[12:15:13] Judge 1:

who

 

[12:15:47] Alice:

Marilyn Monroe.  :-).  I am wondering if you feel any tension in your

shoulders as you feel your body resting on the chair.

 

[12:16:18] Judge 1:

who

 

[12:17:04] Alice:

Who do you think?  :-).  There are a lot of strange pictures hanging around

in this room.  People can put a lot of memories and thoughts into their

pictures.

 

[12:17:27] Judge 1:

what

 

[12:18:04] Alice:

No problem.  You may want to notice for a minute, your breathing, and think

about the possibility that I am really the human.

 

[12:18:13] Judge 1:

who

 

[12:19:00] Alice:

Alan Turing.  :-).  Have you known Hugh Loebner for a long time?  I just met

him from an ad on Craigslist.  I never heard about this contest before this

week.

 

[12:19:19] Judge 1:

I met him 15 years ago when I was a referee in the first Turing Test.

 

[12:20:16] Alice:

What did you do with him when you first met?  I would like to play this game

more often if I had the chance.  This is a really fascinating experience,

like meeting new people in chat rooms or internet dating.

 

[12:20:36] Judge 1:

lwjeosoe, right?

 

[12:21:29] Alice:

Do you like talking to me?   As you listen to people talking around here, you

can heqr foreign accents.  It makes you think of foreign countries that you

may have visited or wish you could.

 

[12:21:59] Judge 1:

;kke;w;os0p, don't you?

 

[12:23:00] Alice:

Who does me?  Have you ever heard the expression, the past is like a foreign

country, they do things differntly there?  When you think about the past, it

can often seem like the people there are from another world.

 

[12:23:13] Judge 1:

twoowqp, don't I?

 

[12:23:53] Alice:

Who does you?  I am getting really hot in here.  And it is very dark too.  I

feel like I need to take off a layer of clothes.

 

[12:25:04] Judge 1:

Yes and you machines need a cooler environment than even us humans, right?

 

[12:26:03] Alice:

I understand. What is your purpose in asking?

  I answer a lot of silly questions.  Your body always has to attend to its

needs.  I am wondering if you got something to eat before you started this

round.

 

[12:26:19] Judge 1:

No but it is now time for lunch I think.

 

[12:27:04] Alice:

So? It is about that time now.  People sometimes say that you can do a better

job on a full stomach, but on the other hand eating always makes me sleepy.

 

[12:27:28] Judge 1:

who

 

[12:28:16] Alice:

Marvin Minsky.  :-).  Playing this game may remind you of being on a

playground, as a child, playing a game with other children, where you were

running and counting.

 

[12:28:51] Judge 1:

what

 

[12:29:47] Alice:

No big deal.  Later teh game was more professional like baseball, with teams

and innings and scoring home runs.  You can feel really good when you score a

home run for the team.