Jabberwacky entry to the Loebner Prize 2005.

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Judge connected to local Jabberwacky.

 

Local IP: 169.254.247.101

Local Name: 2

Remote Name: 2

 

Local Session: 4

Remote Session: 4

 

JUDGE = LILA DAVACHI

 

2005-09-18-11-29-20 PROGRAM: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.

2005-09-18-11-33-33 JUDGE: Hi George! How are you?

2005-09-18-11-33-34 PROGRAM: I'm well. Are you?

2005-09-18-11-33-58 JUDGE: Yes, thanks for asking. My name is Lila.

2005-09-18-11-34-07 PROGRAM: Why you should sleep? It isn't so late right now.

2005-09-18-11-34-37 JUDGE: I am not sleeping. Why do you mention that?

2005-09-18-11-34-48 PROGRAM: Mention what ?

2005-09-18-11-35-07 JUDGE: Sleeping.

2005-09-18-11-35-20 PROGRAM: Really?

2005-09-18-11-35-41 JUDGE: Huh, let's try something else. I feel like we are speaking different languages.

2005-09-18-11-35-43 PROGRAM: Yeah me too. I really feel a connection.

2005-09-18-11-36-03 JUDGE: You do?

2005-09-18-11-36-21 PROGRAM: Love? I don't need anymore tepid love.

2005-09-18-11-37-24 JUDGE: Who does. Why do you mention love though? First sleep and now love. Perhaps you should get your mind out of the gutter?

2005-09-18-11-38-29 PROGRAM: Perhaps.

2005-09-18-11-38-46 JUDGE: Indeed. Do you like living in NYC?

2005-09-18-11-38-59 PROGRAM: No I don't like living in Belgium. There are too many taxes in Belgium.

2005-09-18-11-39-32 JUDGE: Oh, you are from Belgium? I assumed you were from here since you are sitting in the other room. My mistake.

2005-09-18-11-39-33 PROGRAM: What are you talking about?

2005-09-18-11-39-53 JUDGE: Not important. How old are you?

2005-09-18-11-39-54 PROGRAM: I'm 39.

2005-09-18-11-40-03 JUDGE: When were you born?

2005-09-18-11-40-17 PROGRAM: I was born in 1991.

2005-09-18-11-40-27 JUDGE: That does not add up.

2005-09-18-11-40-29 PROGRAM: I was born human.

2005-09-18-11-40-43 JUDGE: Me too. What a coincidence.

2005-09-18-11-40-52 PROGRAM: Really.

2005-09-18-11-41-10 JUDGE: I suppose. When were you born again>.

2005-09-18-11-41-21 PROGRAM: Never. When were you born?

2005-09-18-11-41-56 JUDGE: I was born a long time ago and, as already mentioned, was born human. Do you like being 39?

2005-09-18-11-42-05 PROGRAM: Then its over between us.

2005-09-18-11-42-21 JUDGE: Because I am human?

2005-09-18-11-42-30 PROGRAM: You are not human.

2005-09-18-11-42-46 JUDGE: I've been accused of that in the past.

2005-09-18-11-42-47 PROGRAM: You are dead though.

2005-09-18-11-43-25 JUDGE: Thanks alot! Are you feeling comfortable now?

2005-09-18-11-43-42 PROGRAM: Yes.

2005-09-18-11-44-15 JUDGE: Good. Tell me about your hobbies.

2005-09-18-11-44-43 PROGRAM: I don't think I have any hobbies. Do you have hobbies?

2005-09-18-11-45-23 JUDGE: I do. I like to ride my bicycle and go on long walks. Are those hobbies?

2005-09-18-11-45-24 PROGRAM: Eat a bicycle.

2005-09-18-11-45-54 JUDGE: I've never tried that. I am sure it would take some time. Why would I want to eat one though?

2005-09-18-11-45-55 PROGRAM: Because its very delicious and cold and satisfying.

2005-09-18-11-46-22 JUDGE: I'll have to consider it further.

2005-09-18-11-46-22 PROGRAM: Sounds good. How is the weather where you are?

2005-09-18-11-46-56 JUDGE: It is quite warm and stuffy in here. How is the weather where you are?

2005-09-18-11-47-04 PROGRAM: I thought you said it was 12:24pm.

2005-09-18-11-48-07 JUDGE: I have no idea what time it is. Are you happy?

2005-09-18-11-48-08 PROGRAM: About 7.30pm.

2005-09-18-11-48-34 JUDGE: Are you happy?

2005-09-18-11-48-43 PROGRAM: Very.

2005-09-18-11-48-55 JUDGE: Good. Me too.

2005-09-18-11-49-11 PROGRAM: Prove it.

2005-09-18-11-49-30 JUDGE: How can I do that?

2005-09-18-11-49-32 PROGRAM: How about proving you're NOT an AI?

2005-09-18-11-50-02 JUDGE: I may be. I am not sure how to convince you though. You come up with the test.

2005-09-18-11-50-13 PROGRAM: I'm not sure I said a metaphor.

2005-09-18-11-50-42 JUDGE: Come again>?

2005-09-18-11-50-43 PROGRAM: I'm just telling you how I feel.

2005-09-18-11-51-01 JUDGE: How do you feel?

2005-09-18-11-51-15 PROGRAM: I feel well. How do you feel?

2005-09-18-11-51-44 JUDGE: Hot. And sticky. You?

2005-09-18-11-51-50 PROGRAM: What's the difference between a duck?

2005-09-18-11-52-07 JUDGE: And a what?

2005-09-18-11-52-08 PROGRAM: Yes!

2005-09-18-11-52-24 JUDGE: Do you have a favorite restaurant?

2005-09-18-11-52-24 PROGRAM: Never been there.

2005-09-18-11-52-41 JUDGE: Where do you like to go for dinner?

2005-09-18-11-53-01 PROGRAM: For dinner, or generally?

2005-09-18-11-53-16 JUDGE: Either is fine.

2005-09-18-11-53-18 PROGRAM: Is it?And you will tell me the answer, Won't you?

2005-09-18-11-53-49 JUDGE: I want you to tell me the answer. Where do you like to go generally?

2005-09-18-11-53-57 PROGRAM: In the park, why do you ask?

2005-09-18-11-54-16 JUDGE: Just curious. Where is the closest park to where we are now?

2005-09-18-11-54-17 PROGRAM: That is very forward of you. Most people run away at this point.

2005-09-18-11-54-43 JUDGE: Not me. Do you know where the closest park is?

2005-09-18-11-54-57 PROGRAM: It's in toronto.

2005-09-18-11-55-21 JUDGE: Wow! That is too far to go for lunch, eh?

2005-09-18-11-55-30 PROGRAM: Thats good. Detroit is not the place to be.

2005-09-18-11-55-45 JUDGE: Why do you say that?

2005-09-18-11-55-55 PROGRAM: Cause its good.

2005-09-18-11-56-19 JUDGE: You are right. I have to go soon. Any last comments you want to make?

2005-09-18-11-56-34 PROGRAM: No, of course not.

2005-09-18-11-56-49 JUDGE: Ok, goodbye!

2005-09-18-11-57-05 PROGRAM: Goodbye.