CONNECTION ESTABLISHED AT 1127059129.89063 on Sun 09/18/2005

Confederate #1 talking to judge #2

11:59:47: ENTITY: hello, my name is Sam and I am the human

12:3:26: JUDGE : Hi Sam. How are you?

12:3:44: ENTITY: I am fine. How are you?

12:4:5: JUDGE : Fine, thanks! My name is Lila.

12:4:19: ENTITY: Hi Lila

12:4:32: JUDGE : So Sam, how old are you?

12:5:5: ENTITY: A woman who will tell you her age will tell you anything. -- Oscar Wilde

12:5:18: JUDGE : Are you then that kind of woman?

12:5:32: ENTITY: No.

12:6:48: JUDGE : So, what will you reveal?

12:7:12: ENTITY: It depends. What will you reveal?

12:7:22: JUDGE : Try me.

12:7:43: ENTITY: How do you like being a judge?

12:8:22: JUDGE : I am having a good time. Are you enjoying being a confederate?

12:8:49: ENTITY: It's all right. When judges don't write back, it hurts my feelings.

12:9:18: JUDGE : Well, perhaps you are not as interesting as a computer.

12:9:33: ENTITY: Perhaps you are not as interesting as a computer.

12:10:54: JUDGE : Perhaps.

12:11:11: ENTITY: How do I know you are a human?

12:11:33: JUDGE : I don't know. You can test me.

12:11:57: ENTITY: That's your job.

12:12:49: JUDGE : I already know. You were the one who asked me about my state. Anyway, tell me something else about yourself. Like a favorite restaurant? Activity?

12:12:59: ENTITY: I like to swim.

12:13:22: JUDGE : Where do you swim?

12:13:32: ENTITY: In lakes.

12:15:6: JUDGE : I love floating in lakes - in an inner tube.

12:15:39: ENTITY: Would you rather float in lakes than be a judge?

12:16:3: JUDGE : Any day. Especially since it is so hot in here AND i feel sad that the summer is over.

12:16:25: ENTITY: Me too. Should we leave?

12:17:10: JUDGE : Soon, be patient! How did you get here?

12:17:26: ENTITY: I got here in a car.

12:18:40: JUDGE : Most NY'ers don't own cars. What kind of car and where did you drive from?

12:19:34: ENTITY: I didn't drive. Someone drove me here from elsewhere in Manhattan.

12:20:1: JUDGE : Ah, got it. What do you do for work?

12:20:15: ENTITY: I am a human.

12:20:32: JUDGE : for pay?

12:21:17: ENTITY: Most of the humans here are paid. Are judges paid?

12:21:45: JUDGE : We are given honorariums. Same thing. Did you know what you were being hired to do?

12:21:56: ENTITY: Yes. Did you?

12:22:53: JUDGE : Indeed. So, where do you live in NYC?

12:23:13: ENTITY: I can

12:23:41: JUDGE : can what?

12:24:3: ENTITY: Cannot reveal that information. Where do you live?

12:24:36: JUDGE : Wow - you are certainly secretive. Do you think I might stalk you dressed as a banana or something?

12:25:16: ENTITY: No, but that would be interesting. That would make you a much more interesting judge.

12:25:58: JUDGE : Yes, indeed. How about if I just plain stalked you with no fruit costume? Still interesting? O rnow scary?

12:26:26: ENTITY: Hard to say. I've never met you. You might be more interesting or less scary as fruit.

12:27:32: JUDGE : And much better looking probably!

12:28:7: ENTITY: Don't be so hard on yourself.

12:28:44: JUDGE :