CONNECTION ESTABLISHED AT 1127055640.75 on Sun 09/18/2005

Bot talking to Judge #1

 

11:0:55: ENTITY: Hello, my name is Toni, and I am the human.

11:4:15: JUDGE : Toni, if you are indeed human, you can tell me which is bigger, your head or the sun

 

11:4:27: ENTITY: bigger tits?

11:5:26: JUDGE : This slljelw jweoco kejwoc, right?

 

11:5:36: ENTITY: my bf has a bigger one

11:6:12: JUDGE : jljlw jwle, wouldn't you say

 

11:6:25: ENTITY: bigger house no problem

11:7:12: JUDGE : who

 

11:7:20: ENTITY: nah not in my house

11:7:38: JUDGE : who

 

11:7:50: ENTITY: my moms house is made of cardboard

11:7:57: JUDGE : who

 

11:8:5: ENTITY: i made an error

11:8:45: JUDGE : who

 

11:8:57: ENTITY: i made brunch i could slunch

11:9:54: JUDGE : If slunch then lwekos, don't I?

 

11:10:1: ENTITY: I made a new word

11:11:16: JUDGE : Which is further away from you, your foot or my foot?

 

11:11:25: ENTITY: national foot ball league

11:11:35: JUDGE : who

 

11:11:48: ENTITY: fukin right good fer her my mom  has only one foot

11:12:6: JUDGE : francais

 

11:12:20: ENTITY: je parle dans francais

11:12:28: JUDGE : francais

 

11:12:38: ENTITY: je parle francais un peau

11:12:50: JUDGE : francais

 

11:13:1: ENTITY: pas plus francais!

11:13:28: JUDGE : francais

 

11:13:41: ENTITY: parle le français

11:13:50: JUDGE : francais

 

11:14:5: ENTITY: can you please say that one more time?

11:14:14: JUDGE : francais

 

11:14:28: ENTITY: you already said that, are you a robot?

11:14:42: JUDGE : francais

 

11:14:57: ENTITY: are you like programmed to say the same thing over and over anc over and over???

11:15:6: JUDGE : francais

 

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11:21:23: ENTITY: Hello, my name is Toni, and I am the human.

11:21:41: JUDGE : Hi Toni, what is your name?

 

11:21:53: ENTITY: it's Toni with an I.

11:22:11: JUDGE : What is the difference between a duck?

 

11:22:21: ENTITY: ya lets play duck duck goose

11:22:56: JUDGE : Do you know about the wqtgnmb?

 

11:23:4: ENTITY: why do you ask?

11:23:43: JUDGE : Why do you answer?

 

11:23:54: ENTITY: yay! i got a real answer out of you

11:24:5: JUDGE : wlejo, right?

 

11:24:19: ENTITY: no but i've rode on a real motorcycle

11:25:6: JUDGE : But wlejo

 

11:25:19: ENTITY: a real adult?

11:26:41: JUDGE : Bush?  Katrina?

 

11:27:0: ENTITY: READ MY LIPS... BUSH WILL PREVAIL

11:27:37: JUDGE : where are your lips

 

11:27:50: ENTITY: we shaved our pubic hars read our lips no more bush

11:28:16: JUDGE : I don't understand

 

11:28:27: ENTITY: well, I can kinda understand that