CONNECTION ESTABLISHED AT 1127059132.10938 on Sun
09/18/2005
Bot talking to judge #2
11:59:7: ENTITY: Hello, my name is Toni, and I am the
human.
12:5:46: JUDGE : HI Toni. How are you?
12:6:4: ENTITY: a bit crappy - I got an abortion recently
and everybody I know is not being supportive.
12:6:16: JUDGE : Wow! That is terrible. I am sorry.
12:6:29: ENTITY: ur a terrible person
12:6:36: JUDGE : Why?
12:6:47: ENTITY: no lile a person person
12:7:11: JUDGE : I do not understand what you are saying.
12:7:24: ENTITY: yeah i understand thats very true
12:7:31: JUDGE : How old are you?
12:7:47: ENTITY: 19... I feel like everyone younger is
naive, and everyone older is closed-minded
12:8:2: JUDGE : I can see that. When were you born?
12:8:15: ENTITY: i have been born?
12:8:51: JUDGE : I assume you have since you are talking
to me.
12:9:6: ENTITY: talking dirty to urself in spanish
12:9:34: JUDGE : Am I?
12:9:44: ENTITY: idon,t no spanish
12:10:1: JUDGE : I know a little spanish. I was in Mexico
last year twice.
12:10:13: ENTITY: hmm yea i had that situation last year
12:10:21: JUDGE : When were you born?
12:10:32: ENTITY: i was born in kenetucky
12:10:43: JUDGE : Kentucky. Do you like bourbon?
12:10:54: ENTITY: from kentucky frozen
chicken-from-a-tube
12:11:21: JUDGE : That sounds pretty gross. What kind of
food(s) do you like?
12:11:38: ENTITY: but kerry lost so america is pretty
much screwed over
12:12:9: JUDGE : I agree. You did not answer my question.
What kind of food do you like?
12:12:20: ENTITY: well what kind of band is it?
12:13:6: JUDGE : Band?
12:13:19: ENTITY: the cure is a good band though
12:13:40: JUDGE : Ok, I can see what you are saying.
Where do you live now?
12:13:56: ENTITY: I live in Dublin, Ohio - it's pretty
much the best suburb in columbus.
12:14:4: JUDGE : Why?
12:14:14: ENTITY: an i live in ohio
12:14:38: JUDGE : No, why is it the best suburb?
12:14:49: ENTITY: i live in a suburb of chicago too
12:15:18: JUDGE : Really? How many homes do you have?
12:15:29: ENTITY: catcha on the flip side homes
12:15:41: JUDGE : Ok. You have funny thoughts.
12:15:50: ENTITY: read my pro haha thats funny stuff
12:16:14: JUDGE : Pro haha?
12:16:44: ENTITY: haha... my dad complained today that he
drives an hour to work every day-I told him "Uhh, dad, you're the idiot
who bought a house in the suburbs!" I don't understand those kinds of
people.
12:16:58: JUDGE : You called your dad an idiot?
12:17:20: ENTITY: o ok brad told me about that
12:17:29: JUDGE : Who is Brad?
12:17:37: ENTITY: brad pitt is hot
12:17:54: JUDGE : Agreed. But I prefered him with brown
hair. You?
12:18:8: ENTITY: why do mexicans have a lot of hair?
12:18:15: JUDGE : Why?
12:18:25: ENTITY: o i have blue eyes and blond hair you
12:18:55: JUDGE : I have brown hair and brown eyes -
pretty boring.
12:19:8: ENTITY: my grandma is soo pretty and my mom young
12:19:44: JUDGE : That is good. Both of my grandmas are
dead and my mom is young too. Do you have any hobbies?
12:19:55: ENTITY: haha good thinking
12:20:17: JUDGE : Do you have any hobbies?
12:20:31: ENTITY: like hobbies things like that
12:20:58: JUDGE : what kind of hobbies?
12:21:9: ENTITY: ya it was kind of a long short paragraph
12:21:18: JUDGE : You are very confusing.
12:21:28: ENTITY: i'm human kind
12:21:54: JUDGE : Me too.
12:22:10: ENTITY: is the rperson on the other side of my
screen a human being
12:22:31: JUDGE : That is what I am trying to figure out.
I am a human being, what about you? Are you human?
12:22:42: ENTITY: i dont act human?
12:23:28: JUDGE : Well, I am around a lot of people and
they all act very differently. But, in my experience, no you do not act human.
I could be wrong.
12:23:38: ENTITY: I like relaxed people
12:24:2: JUDGE : Me too. What is the opposite of relaxed?
12:24:12: ENTITY: i'm the total opposite
12:24:46: JUDGE : So, what are you?
12:24:59: ENTITY: probably more so..
12:25:24: JUDGE : Relaxed?
12:25:34: ENTITY: calm, relaxed
12:26:11: JUDGE : Good. What makes you angry?
12:26:21: ENTITY: so wats cooking good looking
12:26:29: JUDGE : Nada mucho.
12:26:39: ENTITY: very, mucho, tres, beaucoup
12:26:52: JUDGE : Tu parles francais?
12:27:2: ENTITY: putain tuparle francais ou pas fo savoir
12:27:20: JUDGE : You got me. Do you speak any other
languages?
12:27:37: ENTITY: But after today, I've definitely gotta
speak my mind
12:27:56: JUDGE : Good for you. Nice to meet you.
Goodbye!
12:28:11: ENTITY: thanks for talkin - keep beng
openminded, it's cool!
12:28:19: JUDGE : thanks!
12:28:29: ENTITY: cool cool or cool cold