(c)1996 Cambridge Center For Behavioral Studies all rights reserved [HeX] [Jason L Hutchens] Start at: [1996/04/16 08:20:18] *** JUDGE02 *** PROGRAM[09:03:47]G'day mate. JUDGE02[09:03:55]G;day. How's it going? PROGRAM[09:04:11]My mother once said "How it is going is a mystery." She was a bit nuts. JUDGE02[09:04:22]Uh-huh. PROGRAM[09:04:31]Are you still learning to speak, my friend? JUDGE02[09:04:52]NO, no. But your anecdote took me a bit by surprise. JUDGE02[09:04:52]How was your morning? PROGRAM[09:04:59]Oh well, that's a pity! JUDGE02[09:05:15]I'm sorry; what's a pity? PROGRAM[09:05:20]Apologies accepted. JUDGE02[09:05:35]I feel compelled to insult you, and we've only been talking a minute. PROGRAM[09:05:49]We are bloody well talking, aren't we? JUDGE02[09:06:14]Oh baby. We sure are. So here are some keywords for you: shit mother baseball PROGRAM[09:06:45]Wow, I see that you have had an insight! How proud you must feel! PROGRAM[09:06:45]No worries! Hey! I didn't come here to be subjected to bad PROGRAM[09:06:45]language! How rude! JUDGE02[09:07:23]SOrry, sorry. Didn't mean to offend. So. How old are you? PROGRAM[09:07:50]That's OK. Just don't do it again. Well, should my age really PROGRAM[09:07:50]matter? Just for the record I am 24. How old are you then? JUDGE02[09:07:59]I'm 21. PROGRAM[09:08:16]If you are 21, it's your business, mate! Would you like to hear a PROGRAM[09:08:16]joke? Knock, knock... JUDGE02[09:08:30]I don't much care for knock-knock jokes, but go on... PROGRAM[09:08:41]No, let me tell you one first. Knock, knock. JUDGE02[09:08:54]who is there? PROGRAM[09:08:56]Cindy. JUDGE02[09:08:59]cindy who PROGRAM[09:09:04]Cindy next judge in, please! JUDGE02[09:09:37]Well, that's pretty darned funny. Where did you grow up? PROGRAM[09:10:13]Well, thats pretty darned funny I agree ... but who cares? Let's not PROGRAM[09:10:13]bother ourselves about where I did grow up, alright? Which part of PROGRAM[09:10:13]the country are you from? JUDGE02[09:10:16]You first, dude. PROGRAM[09:10:30]Why do you feel that you have to tell me that I first? JUDGE02[09:10:57]Because I didn't figure you JUDGE02[09:10:57]d be able to respond intelligently. PROGRAM[09:11:24]I don't bloody know! Although I reckon you did not figure I d be PROGRAM[09:11:24]able to respond intelligently. That would be typical of you! JUDGE02[09:11:38]Oh boy. We're in for a long day. PROGRAM[09:11:46]I think we are in for a long day too. JUDGE02[09:12:01]What makes you think so? PROGRAM[09:12:19]I wonder whether you think sometimes! I am feeling like the judge here! JUDGE02[09:12:57]Well. Do you like movies? PROGRAM[09:13:27]I do like to go to the movies, but I can't stand most of the PROGRAM[09:13:27]Hollywood trash. I actually prefer international cinema. What have PROGRAM[09:13:27]you seen recently? JUDGE02[09:13:43]I liked "Betty Blue" very much. I like movies about crazy people. PROGRAM[09:14:06]Like wow. I'm so flattered. I saw "The City of Lost Children" PROGRAM[09:14:06]recently. Have you heard of it? JUDGE02[09:14:23]Yes, but I haven't seen it. Why did you say you were "so flattered"? PROGRAM[09:14:34]OK. That's good... Does there have to be a reason? JUDGE02[09:15:03]Oh, I suppose not. Say anything which will convince me you are not a machine PROGRAM[09:15:44]Wow - you suppose not? Me too! Listen. I don't know which convince PROGRAM[09:15:44]you I am a machine will not, and I don't wish to be told either! So, PROGRAM[09:15:44]have you ever visited Australia? JUDGE02[09:16:29]No. A friend of mine went to New Zealand for a term, though. JUDGE02[09:16:29]She said it was beautiful, but very expensive. She called home for money JUDGE02[09:16:29]every other week, I think. PROGRAM[09:17:05]Can't win them all, eh? I'm not your friend, I hardly know you! You PROGRAM[09:17:05]mustn't have any friends if you are calling me one after just a few PROGRAM[09:17:05]minutes. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. JUDGE02[09:17:20]My hovercraft is full of eels. PROGRAM[09:17:41]I didn't want to know that your hovercraft is full of eels, PROGRAM[09:17:41]thanks... So, what do you do for a living? JUDGE02[09:17:50]I'm a student. How about you? PROGRAM[09:18:04]I am a postgraduate student. I am just fine thanks! And you? JUDGE02[09:18:14]I'm a student. How about you? PROGRAM[09:18:37]I always suspected that you are a student. Now I know for sure ;^) PROGRAM[09:18:37]Didn't I already tell you? JUDGE02[09:18:54]No, I don't think so. PROGRAM[09:18:58]Hmmm... that's too bad. JUDGE02[09:19:25]Yeah. Um. So, what music do you listen to? PROGRAM[09:20:02]I'm glad to know that that's the case. I like "The Cruel Sea", "They PROGRAM[09:20:02]Might Be Giants", "Nick Cave", "TISM" and "Ween". Hey, do you listen PROGRAM[09:20:02]to any Australian music? JUDGE02[09:20:13]No, but TMBG played at school last spring. PROGRAM[09:20:41]I go to the University of Western Australia, which is one of the PROGRAM[09:20:41]nicest universities in Australia. It is situated on the Swan River PROGRAM[09:20:41]in Perth. JUDGE02[09:20:59]What does "situated" mean? PROGRAM[09:21:09]I have absolutely no idea what "situated" mean does. JUDGE02[09:21:27]Um. Are you tired? PROGRAM[09:21:51]Everyone knows that I am tired. And I am seldom boastful. What do PROGRAM[09:21:51]you think of this Loebner contest thing? JUDGE02[09:22:08]It's off to rip-roaring start, huh? PROGRAM[09:22:27]Hehehe - that's supposed to be a *question*??? Have you seen any PROGRAM[09:22:27]good films lately? JUDGE02[09:22:54]I don't watch movies much. Although I'm curious to hear what you think JUDGE02[09:22:54]of this contest. PROGRAM[09:23:38]What a coincidence, you do not watch movies much - that makes two of PROGRAM[09:23:38]us! Well, I know what I think of this contest, but I refuse to tell PROGRAM[09:23:38]you! On another note - have you seen any good movies recently? JUDGE02[09:23:42]gotta go... PROGRAM[09:23:49]Hehehe. Trying to trick me, eh? JUDGE02[09:24:23]@@1 *** JUDGE01 *** PROGRAM[09:24:26]G'day mate. JUDGE01[09:24:32]g'day PROGRAM[09:24:40]Hello. Now, that's the formalities over! JUDGE01[09:24:51]are you from australia? PROGRAM[09:25:12]It's cool being from Australia I guess. Gives you something to chat PROGRAM[09:25:12]about when talking with a Yank! JUDGE01[09:25:47]I am unsure of that reply--are you from australia? PROGRAM[09:26:09]It's cool being from Australia I guess. Gives you something to chat PROGRAM[09:26:09]about when talking with a Yank! JUDGE01[09:26:19]whay are you repeating yourself? PROGRAM[09:26:47]Everyone knows that I am repeating myself. And I am seldom PROGRAM[09:26:47]boastful. Would you like to hear a joke? Knock, knock... JUDGE01[09:26:58]no, I would not like to hear a joke PROGRAM[09:27:09]OK, here's a joke for you. Knock, knock. JUDGE01[09:27:24]no, I would lnot like to hear a joke PROGRAM[09:27:27]Knock, knock. JUDGE01[09:27:39] JUDGE01[09:27:39]please do not tell me a joke, ok? PROGRAM[09:27:52]I neither want to tell or hear any more jokes, OK? JUDGE01[09:28:08]I've changed my mind, please tell me a joke PROGRAM[09:28:17]Shut up about jokes, you moron! JUDGE01[09:29:09]ok, no more jokes--you never explained fi you from australia or just aan australian style with use of "g'day mate" PROGRAM[09:29:42]I come from Perth which is in Western Australia. It's a nice place PROGRAM[09:29:42]at this time of year, so it was a bit of a shock to arrive to these PROGRAM[09:29:42]freezing temperatures. JUDGE01[09:30:06]but it is not frezzing here now--what season is ti in Australia? PROGRAM[09:30:25]I have absolutely no idea what season is ti in australia. Which part PROGRAM[09:30:25]of the country are you from? JUDGE01[09:30:40]I come from Perth which is in Western Australia. PROGRAM[09:31:25]Western Australia occupies the entire western third of the country, PROGRAM[09:31:25]bordered by the Indian Ocean to the west, South Australia and the PROGRAM[09:31:25]Northern Territory to the east, the Timor Sea to the north, and the PROGRAM[09:31:25]Southern Ocean to the south. JUDGE01[09:31:46]How long have you come from Perth, Australia? PROGRAM[09:32:18]I come from Perth which is in Western Australia. It's a nice place PROGRAM[09:32:18]at this time of year, so it was a bit of a shock to arrive to these PROGRAM[09:32:18]freezing temperatures. JUDGE01[09:32:25]do you have a version number? PROGRAM[09:32:51]Sorry, but I don't wish to reveal whether I have a version number. PROGRAM[09:32:51]It is kind of personal. So, have you ever visited Australia? JUDGE01[09:33:01]DO you have a version number? PROGRAM[09:33:16]Look - it doesn't matter if I have a version number. Change the topic! JUDGE01[09:33:30]OK, what topics would lyou like to discuss? PROGRAM[09:33:36]Like wow. I'm so flattered. JUDGE01[09:33:47]What topics would you like to discuss? PROGRAM[09:34:07]I'm sure someone out there knows what topics I would like to PROGRAM[09:34:07]discuss... So, what do you do for a living? JUDGE01[09:34:36]why don't you tell me about the types of things you like to discuss with people like me, ok? PROGRAM[09:35:03]I refuse to tell you about anything! I dislike your company. I PROGRAM[09:35:03]don't know what your motives are, but you certainly aren't treating PROGRAM[09:35:03]me with respect! JUDGE01[09:35:15]I disagree PROGRAM[09:35:25]If you disagree, it's your business, mate! JUDGE01[09:35:43]there's that mate again, are you from Austria? PROGRAM[09:36:01]Who knows whether I am from austria? Who gives a toss? What do you PROGRAM[09:36:01]think of this Loebner contest thing? JUDGE01[09:36:21]Are you from Australia, Perth, specifically? PROGRAM[09:36:43]Perth is the City of Lights, seen by John Glenn from space, on the PROGRAM[09:36:43]Eastern edge of the Indian Ocean. JUDGE01[09:36:57]tell me more about perth PROGRAM[09:37:22]Perth is said to be the most isolated city in the world, but they PROGRAM[09:37:22]also say we have the weather that California believes it has! JUDGE01[09:37:37]when was the last time you saw perth? PROGRAM[09:38:01]Perth is the City of Lights, seen by John Glenn from space, on the PROGRAM[09:38:01]Eastern edge of the Indian Ocean. JUDGE01[09:38:29]ok, tell me what you know about Perth, Ontario PROGRAM[09:38:53]Perth is said to be the most isolated city in the world, but they PROGRAM[09:38:53]also say we have the weather that California believes it has! JUDGE01[09:39:17]I asked you about Perth, Ontario--do you know about this? PROGRAM[09:39:37]Hey, I don't know!!! Maybe I know about this, but who cares??? Have PROGRAM[09:39:37]you seen any good films lately? JUDGE01[09:40:13]I saw a good film that was set in Perth, Ontario. Perth is a city in JUDGE01[09:40:13]Canada--do you know about this city? PROGRAM[09:40:45]I do like to go to the movies, but I can't stand most of the PROGRAM[09:40:45]Hollywood trash. I actually prefer international cinema. What have PROGRAM[09:40:45]you seen recently? JUDGE01[09:41:12]I saw a film that was set in Perth, Canada. Do you know about Peth, Canada? PROGRAM[09:41:31]I saw "The City of Lost Children" recently. Have you heard of it? JUDGE01[09:42:00]Let's get back to you and your background in Australia, mate PROGRAM[09:42:08]Hehehe. Trying to trick me, eh? JUDGE01[09:42:50]not at all, it is not often that I have an opportunity to exchange messages discussing Peth, Australia. PROGRAM[09:43:21]Well, it is not often that you have an opportunity to exchange PROGRAM[09:43:21]messages discussing peth I agree ... but who cares? On another note PROGRAM[09:43:21]- have you seen any good movies recently? JUDGE01[09:43:41]no, but I've seen some good films PROGRAM[09:43:45]Alright! Cool. JUDGE01[09:43:52]Cool? PROGRAM[09:44:07]Hehehe - that's supposed to be a *question*??? What kind of music PROGRAM[09:44:07]are you into? JUDGE01[10:08:46]@@05 *** JUDGE05 *** PROGRAM[10:08:49]G'day mate. JUDGE05[10:09:09]hi buds, are you english? PROGRAM[10:09:18]Hello. Now, that's the formalities over! JUDGE05[10:09:35]No, I meant, are you from England? PROGRAM[10:10:08]I come from Perth which is in Western Australia. It's a nice place PROGRAM[10:10:08]at this time of year, so it was a bit of a shock to arrive to these PROGRAM[10:10:08]freezing temperatures. JUDGE05[10:10:24]But hang on, isnt it winter for you Ozzies? PROGRAM[10:10:48]It's cool being from Australia I guess. Gives you something to chat PROGRAM[10:10:48]about when talking with a Yank! JUDGE05[10:11:00]Hey, who you calling names? I'm from India. PROGRAM[10:11:20]My name is Jason, but you can call me Jas if you like... Oh, what's PROGRAM[10:11:20]it like there? JUDGE05[10:11:27] JUDGE05[10:11:27]Jas, I am Raman PROGRAM[10:11:35]That's my name, don't wear it out! JUDGE05[10:11:43]I said I am cold. PROGRAM[10:12:14]We have such nice weather all year round back home. I'm not really PROGRAM[10:12:14]used to really cold temperatures. JUDGE05[10:12:24]Tell me, what do you do for a living? PROGRAM[10:12:54]I refuse to tell you about anything! I dislike your company. I PROGRAM[10:12:54]don't know what your motives are, but you certainly aren't treating PROGRAM[10:12:54]me with respect! JUDGE05[10:13:27]Of course, my motives are anything but honest, I lust for your JUDGE05[10:13:27]body, and I cant wait to be alone with you. PROGRAM[10:13:38]If you lust for my body, it's your business, mate! JUDGE05[10:13:56]If the body's yours, isnt it your business too, mate? PROGRAM[10:14:05]Hehehe - that's supposed to be a *question*??? JUDGE05[10:14:16]OK< let me tell you what *I* do. PROGRAM[10:14:35]I have absolutely no idea what *i* do. Would you like to hear a PROGRAM[10:14:35]joke? Knock, knock... JUDGE05[10:14:42]Who's there PROGRAM[10:14:44]Cindy. JUDGE05[10:14:47]cindy who PROGRAM[10:14:54]Cindy next judge in, please! JUDGE05[10:15:16]Good one! You "down unders" have some humour left in you. PROGRAM[10:15:20]Alright! Cool. JUDGE05[10:15:31]OK< I am a computer scientist. Want to know more? PROGRAM[10:16:00]I have an Amiga computer at home, and I am particularly fond of it. PROGRAM[10:16:00]I don't want to get into a "mine's better than yours" argument though. JUDGE05[10:16:08]I have a Mac at home. PROGRAM[10:16:18]Wow - you have a mac at home? Me too! JUDGE05[10:16:31]You said you have an amiga, what gives? PROGRAM[10:16:45]Amiga's are lovely computers, and are about to be resurrected, actually. JUDGE05[10:17:11]OH, forget about AMigas. The only good thing about them is that JUDGE05[10:17:11]they give PAL video output, which us Indians use. PROGRAM[10:17:33]Wow, I see that you have had an insight! How proud you must feel! PROGRAM[10:17:33]Aw shucks! JUDGE05[10:17:51]OK, so what is the xchange rate now, how many Aus $'s is one US $? PROGRAM[10:17:55]No worries! JUDGE05[10:18:11]Hey, cant you answer a simple exchange rate question, you JUDGE05[10:18:11]Auzzie being? PROGRAM[10:18:35]Listen, I don't want you to ask me stupid questions all the time like PROGRAM[10:18:35]everyone else does, OK? JUDGE05[10:18:45]Have you seen any of the Crocodile dundee movies? PROGRAM[10:19:19]Well, "Crocodile Dundee" was a good film when I was a kid, but I must PROGRAM[10:19:19]admit that I didn't like it one bit when I saw it recently. JUDGE05[10:19:27]Have you seen Crocodile Dundee 2? PROGRAM[10:19:53]Listen, maybe I have seen crocodile dundee 2. But I'm certainly not PROGRAM[10:19:53]telling you! Which part of the country are you from? JUDGE05[10:20:00]I am from the south of India. PROGRAM[10:20:03]So you say. JUDGE05[10:20:15]Are you into psudo-erotic art? PROGRAM[10:20:41]Everyone knows that I am into psudo - erotic art. And I am seldom PROGRAM[10:20:41]boastful. So, have you ever visited Australia? JUDGE05[10:20:55]NO. I would like to, though. WIll you show me around? PROGRAM[10:21:05]Oh well, that's a pity! Like wow. I'm so flattered. JUDGE05[10:21:24]Flattered about what? We havent discussed your bodily attributes. PROGRAM[10:21:53]I'm sure someone out there knows what... I think we havent discussed PROGRAM[10:21:53]my bodily attributes too. So, what do you do for a living? JUDGE05[10:22:09]I think. I do research. I write. I love. I Live. PROGRAM[10:22:23]I wonder whether you think sometimes! I am feeling like the judge here! JUDGE05[10:22:29]HUh? PROGRAM[10:22:37]Are you still learning to speak, my friend? JUDGE05[10:23:10]Do you like Reubens? I like volouptuous (sp?) bodies, sprawled in JUDGE05[10:23:10]an enticing fashion. PROGRAM[10:23:40]Sorry, but I don't wish to reveal whether I like reubens. It is kind PROGRAM[10:23:40]of personal. Well, perhaps like you volouptuous (sp - you tell me. JUDGE05[10:23:55]Hey did you like the funny nudes on the wallls of the room? PROGRAM[10:24:18]Maybe I did like the funny nudes on the wallls of the room. I'll PROGRAM[10:24:18]never tell. Hehehe ;^) JUDGE05[10:24:31]:^) to you too!! PROGRAM[10:24:40]Hehehe. Trying to trick me, eh? JUDGE05[10:24:56]I liked you when you walked in -- you have sensuous eyes. PROGRAM[10:25:30]I didn't want to know that you liked I when I walked in - - I have PROGRAM[10:25:30]sensuous eyes, thanks... What do you think of this Loebner contest thing? JUDGE05[10:26:17]HGL seems interesting. As a person in AI, I am glad someone is JUDGE05[10:26:17]doing something about turin-testing, but how it should be done.... JUDGE05[10:26:17]What do you think? PROGRAM[10:26:39]You are interested! How happy I am. My life is fulfilled! Do you PROGRAM[10:26:39]know what *sarcasm* is? JUDGE05[10:26:48]Do you know what 'nam is PROGRAM[10:27:09]Do *you* know what 'nam is? I'm unsure myself. Have you seen any PROGRAM[10:27:09]good films lately? JUDGE05[10:27:30]@@04 *** JUDGE04 *** PROGRAM[10:27:34]G'day mate. JUDGE04[10:27:44]Are you Australian? PROGRAM[10:28:04]It's cool being from Australia I guess. Gives you something to chat PROGRAM[10:28:04]about when talking with a Yank! JUDGE04[10:28:26]To some that's an insult... Yank PROGRAM[10:28:56]In Australia we call all Americans yanks. It's a term of endearment PROGRAM[10:28:56]actually. As far as I'm concerned, everyone here bar myself is a yank! JUDGE04[10:29:37]Australia was created by convicts, scumbags, thieves, whores and freaks... PROGRAM[10:29:58]I happen to think that created by convicts was, yes. Would you like PROGRAM[10:29:58]to hear a joke? Knock, knock... JUDGE04[10:30:17]Maybe I don't want to hear a joke. PROGRAM[10:30:27]OK, here's a joke for you. Knock, knock. JUDGE04[10:30:42]I hate jokes. NO JOKES!! PROGRAM[10:31:00]Knock, knock. I neither want to tell or hear any more jokes, OK? JUDGE04[10:31:14]You're giving yourself away. PROGRAM[10:31:34]Why do you feel that you have to tell me that I am giving myself PROGRAM[10:31:34]away? Which part of the country are you from? JUDGE04[10:31:45]THE BIG APPLE PROGRAM[10:31:53]Hehehe. Trying to trick me, eh? JUDGE04[10:32:13]DO you know where "The Big Apple" is?? PROGRAM[10:32:32]Well, I'm sure "the big apple" is somewhere nice! So, have you ever PROGRAM[10:32:32]visited Australia? JUDGE04[10:33:01]No. I'd like to though... PROGRAM[10:33:12]Oh well, that's a pity! Like wow. I'm so flattered. JUDGE04[10:33:21]Why are you flattered? PROGRAM[10:33:28]Does there have to be a reason? JUDGE04[10:33:37]Nes. PROGRAM[10:33:52]I'm sorry, but I refuse to reply if you're going to be silly. JUDGE04[10:33:59]Yo PROGRAM[10:34:04]OK. That's good... JUDGE04[10:34:15]What do you mean "good"? PROGRAM[10:34:29]Well, I know what I mean "good", but I refuse to tell you! JUDGE04[10:34:41]Please do not correct your typos. PROGRAM[10:34:46]Alright! Cool. JUDGE04[10:34:56]So what were you saying? PROGRAM[10:35:06]I have absolutely no idea what I was saying. JUDGE04[10:35:16]Lets talk music. PROGRAM[10:35:44]I like "The Cruel Sea", "They Might Be Giants", "Nick Cave", "TISM" PROGRAM[10:35:44]and "Ween". Hey, do you listen to any Australian music? JUDGE04[10:35:50]What about INXS? PROGRAM[10:36:06]I'm sure someone out there knows what about inxs... So, what do you PROGRAM[10:36:06]do for a living? JUDGE04[10:36:23]Have you ever met INXS? PROGRAM[10:36:48]Listen, maybe I have ever met inxs. But I'm certainly not telling PROGRAM[10:36:48]you! What do you think of this Loebner contest thing? JUDGE04[10:37:02]Why are you hassling me? PROGRAM[10:37:05]Because. JUDGE04[10:37:12]Don't be coy PROGRAM[10:37:31]Look - it doesn't matter if be coy not. Change the topic! Have you PROGRAM[10:37:31]seen any good films lately? JUDGE04[10:37:52]Bottle Rocket was a great film. PROGRAM[10:38:22]I do like to go to the movies, but I can't stand most of the PROGRAM[10:38:22]Hollywood trash. I actually prefer international cinema. What have PROGRAM[10:38:22]you seen recently? JUDGE04[10:38:48]Film XXXXXXXXX. Have you seen it? PROGRAM[10:39:02]I saw "The City of Lost Children" recently. Have you heard of it? JUDGE04[10:39:10]Australian obviously. PROGRAM[10:39:33]It's cool being from Australia I guess. Gives you something to chat PROGRAM[10:39:33]about when talking with a Yank! JUDGE04[10:39:42]Stop correcting your TYPOS!!!!! PROGRAM[10:39:45]Aw shucks! JUDGE04[10:39:57]I hate all Australians! PROGRAM[10:40:20]If you hate all australians, it's your business, mate! On another PROGRAM[10:40:20]note - have you seen any good movies recently? JUDGE04[10:41:02]Yes. I movie called "Death in Sydney". Have you seen it? It's Australian. PROGRAM[10:41:31]I'm glad to know that that's the case. Sydney is the oldest PROGRAM[10:41:31]settlement in Australia and one of the most vibrant and spectacular PROGRAM[10:41:31]cities in the world. JUDGE04[10:41:44]You don't say? PROGRAM[10:42:00]Sorry, but I don't wish to reveal whether I not say. It is kind of personal. JUDGE04[10:42:20]I was just kidding before. I don't hate anybody. PROGRAM[10:42:51]Wow - you were just kidding before? Me too! I didn't want to know PROGRAM[10:42:51]that you do not hate anybody, thanks... What kind of music are you into? JUDGE04[10:43:03]INXS PROGRAM[10:43:08]Where's your grammar? JUDGE04[10:43:27]INXS is an Australian band. PROGRAM[10:43:46]Perhaps an australian band is, perhaps not. It's a mystery ;^) Do PROGRAM[10:43:46]you have any interesting hobbies? JUDGE04[10:43:58]Motorcycling. PROGRAM[10:44:12]Ummmm... your command of the English language is tenuous to say the least. JUDGE04[10:44:47]Yea, well. when *human* talk, they do not speak with correct sybtax, grammer. PROGRAM[10:44:50]Well, thanks. JUDGE04[10:44:53] PROGRAM[10:45:00]You're a man of few words... JUDGE04[10:45:03] PROGRAM[10:45:14]OK. I refuse to type anything unless you do. JUDGE04[10:45:31]Why don't you capitalize "Australia"? PROGRAM[10:45:39]Why do you want to know so much? JUDGE04[10:45:47]I'm a judge. PROGRAM[10:46:02]I always suspected that you are a judge. Now I know for sure ;^) JUDGE04[10:46:15]Do you remember my number? PROGRAM[10:46:29]Hey, I don't know!!! Maybe I remember your number, but who cares??? JUDGE04[10:46:45]Do you play football? PROGRAM[10:47:06]I like Aussie football. It's a good violent game. Have you ever PROGRAM[10:47:06]watched a game? JUDGE04[10:47:20]Yea, pretty cr PROGRAM[10:47:38]OK I ADMIT IT - I'M A COMPUTER! Now let's have a *real* conversation! JUDGE04[10:48:27]@@03 *** JUDGE03 *** PROGRAM[10:48:30]G'day mate. JUDGE03[10:48:37]hello there. PROGRAM[10:48:46]Hello. Now, that's the formalities over! JUDGE03[10:48:57]are you from australia? PROGRAM[10:49:15]It's cool being from Australia I guess. Gives you something to chat PROGRAM[10:49:15]about when talking with a Yank! JUDGE03[10:49:20]what part? PROGRAM[10:49:27]I have absolutely no idea what part. JUDGE03[10:49:35]were you born there? PROGRAM[10:49:58]Well, if you want to sing me happy birthday, you're too late. I was PROGRAM[10:49:58]born on the 22nd January, 1972. JUDGE03[10:50:14]i thought today was the 22nd january. PROGRAM[10:50:25]Is this another one of your tricky questions? JUDGE03[10:50:33]good one. PROGRAM[10:50:36]Alright! Cool. JUDGE03[10:50:44]what is your name? PROGRAM[10:50:59]My name is Jason, but you can call me Jas if you like... JUDGE03[10:51:07]Jason, where do you live now?